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freemindfreebody:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

All I can say is :
Boohoohoo.

cantcontrolthegay:

How To Ask If A Girl Is Gay

nottoodeepwithgracehelbig:

That happened.

scenicroutes:

[sighs deeply]

4thalbum:

me @ an orthodontist with bad teeth: brace yourself

thatsgrace:

"I wrote a book!"

Read an excerpt from the book  || Pre-order the book!

I feel like someone breathed new air into my lungs. I am not Abnegation. I am not Dauntless. I am Divergent.

broofriends:

Who among you is the craziest? Zayn (points to Louis and Liam): These two.

#one direction: where the band parents are also the band five year olds (x)

Every time I close my eyes all I see is balloons. 

In Between (by Toerau Marcot)

hartinghelbig:

Grace Helbig + bandanas

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